Khador repels Legion of Everblight incursion.  The Dark Prince of Umbrey defeated a group of Blighted Nyss and their Warbeasts, led by Rhyas, the Sigil of Everblight.

In related news, Madrak Ironhide was carried from the field after a clash with the mysterious Blighted Nyss Warlock, Lyllyth.  Madrak was dragged form the field by his loyal Axer, Noslrac.  Lyllyth departed the field after losing all of her Warbeasts to the Trollblood Menace.

At home here in the Iron Kingdoms, the forces of the Protectorate of Menoth were barely able to retake ground against Cryxian forces led by the dastardly Goreshade.  High Exemplar Kreoss, recently returned to the field following a harrowing defeat by Warlock Morghoul and his Skorne followers.

Stay tuned for further developments.
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In War Game Exercises Captain Haley recently defeated Major Brisbane.  Cygnaran forces are experimenting with new units, equipment, and tactics in light of recent losses to Khadoran Invaders.
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The Northern ranks of Khador seem to be swelling as more winterguard and kossites are joining the "divine right". It can only be a matter of weeks before they take the field.

Khadoran forces attempting to push farther south into Cygnar were successfully repulsed today.  Orsus Zoktavir, also known as the Butcher, led a small group south with the goal of cutting an important supply road.  Commander Coleman Stryker was able to blunt this attack, stalling the advance long enough for reinforcements to arrive.
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Trollblood freedom fighters, led by Madrak Ironhide, defeated a group of Skorne Slavers.  Madrak's Impalers ruled the field, and Zaal's Titan Cannoneer dragged his unconscious body from the field.  Zaal was laid low by Rathrok, but will live to fight another day.
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Coleman Stryker has repulsed another Cryx incursion.  Goreshade the &*((( is on the move again inside Cygnar borders.  They met in battle and the newly refurbished Thunderhead sent the Cryx forces reeling.  After the battle, Goreshade's body could not be found...
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Khador forces led by Koldun Kommander Zerkova defeated a large Trollblood army.  Borka Kegslayer was carried from the field, horribly injured and near death, by the few remaining Kriel Warriors that joined him on the field of battle.  Trollkin Champions died in a heroic holding action once Kegslayer was taken down by Zerkova's Magic.
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Cryx attacked and defeated Captain Phineas Shae, who was gravely wounded and forced to retire the field under disciplined covering fire from his Mariners and the famous "Commodore" heavy cannon.  Elsewhere, Khadoran troops led by the illustrious Kommandant Irusk were able to defeat Protectorate zealots led by Reznik.

Denegrha triumphed over Khadoran Greylord forces in a bitter engagement that saw heavy losses on both sides.

Shae, recently recovered from his injuries, was thrust into a fight with the infamous Skorne.  Archdomina Makeda showed the men of the Talion just how terrifying she and her race are.  Despite heavy early losses, Makeda was able to defeat almost every crew member of the Talion.  Hawk was overcome by Cetrati, and was found near death in a pile of their corpses.  Aiyana was hit by a terrible spell from Makeda herself, and Holt retired from the field carrying the gravely wounded Iosan.  Dirty Meg is still missing.  She was last seen tangling with a Cyclops Shaman.  Both Shae's Mariners and his Buccaneer were wrecked.  

In the end the fight came down to a duel on a hill overlooking the field of slaughter.  Makeda reaved fury from her own flesh, using the agony of her injuries to dispatch her foes.  Shae's superior swordsmanship won out, pushing makeda back with each swing he landed a blow that sent her body rolling down the hillside.

In his hurry to find Hawk, he didn't notice Makeda staggering away towards her base camp.
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